Today a five year old told me about how he tried to fake sick this morning so he didn't have to go to preschool.  He said he told his grandma he felt sick and she put a thermometer in his mouth.  She left the room and he put the thermometer against a light bulb until she came back in.  Funniest kid ever.  Where in the world do kids learn this stuff?!  I didn't learn the thermometer trick until I was a Sophomore in High School!

Other than that funny moment, my day has sucked.  I hope yours hasn't.